So maybe I lied.

This is not a blog about shaving llamas, so I suppose you could sue me for false advertisement. So go ahead. I dare ya. And I will send my alpacas to your domicile to raid your refrigeration unit. Oh yeah, back to the reason for this blog...

I will periodically update the world on the state of my insanity, and the progression thereof. The doctors say I should be fine as long as I take my medication, so we'll see. I'll keep you posted, Mr. Gummy Bear.