Friday, October 24, 2008

Underwear

Man, I woke up this morning with an earache in my ankle. At least I didn't wake up dead. That saying has never made sense to me. "Wake up dead." How is it possible to wake up if you're dead? What a conundrum. I should probably take up peeing on my hair. It should be more of a chore to open a store that sells porcupines that sell glue chips.

2 comments:

stappage said...
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stappage said...

what a great thought, my mule wants to know where the buffet is?