Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Angler fish

I wanna be an angler fish. These guys are ferocious tape guns with large molars and incisors. How many geriatric flamethrowers can make that claim? None, says the large brown anteater. If anteaters could talk, do you think they would ask, "What in the world happened to my nose hairs?" I believe they would. Maybe I should try windsurfing with an antelope attached to my pancreas.