Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Hit and miss

There is an unusual amount of folks whose names end in Kilpatrick who have accused me of being of pterodactylian descent. I have clipped wings and been groomed to the point having human like features. With this in mind I weigh largely on the human side with such illustrious humanistic characteristics. I have attached a photograph of me before the transformation in which I used to look like this...


Now with that said and done after the reconstructive evaluation I was able to painfully endure. I have attached another photo after the fact in which there will be some more work to be done. I have changed my name to "Big Milt" and will be signing autographs like such...

1 comments:

kevin the jerk said...

You know, I think "Big Milt" was that kid we used to play pee-knuckle with in the locker room in high school. Man, I pissed all over that kid. Reminds me of that R Kelly video from the Chapelle Show, "Piss On You". Ooooh yeah, piss on Milty.